shit talkin

Indianapolis is where i took my first shit

maybe on my mothers tummy

and on & on to Barranquilla, Colombia

where i daren't drink the water lest my shit run amok

and i musta shat sometime or another in Columbus, Ohio

and the smoky mtns, and some other places in between

i am quite sure i shat in Santa Fe New Mexico,

and on Big Mountain near flagstaff A Z

California's Bay Area, San Diego, and Humboldt County too

why i shat my way from top to bottom of that golden state

right down into Tijuana Mexico.

Back in Arizona,

Oh so many crappers and commodes welcomed the waste i did expunge

in Tucson, Bisbee, and Tombstone too

perhaps i took a shit on the same spot as big nose Kate

I've shat in many towns in these united states and some beyond

and i now i am ready to go global in places where i might defecate

unload my body of its fecal contents- purify- detox, oh yeah!

i will shit in Toronto, Montreal, and the Yukon

Machu Pichu, Stratford upon Avon

i should like to shit where the great William

Shakespeare might once have shat.

and then I'll shit places where one never shakes with the ass wiping hand.

Let me grunt and groan in the Hague

Sweat and pray at the top of Mt. Kilimanjaro

and all over this beautiful planet

purging and singing while i let it all out!!

© August 2006